Diane Abbott was visiting a school. She noticed a boy in t
Posted: Wed May 06, 2026 6:16 pm
Diane Abbott was visiting a school.
She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...
*You OK?" she says.
*Yes." he replied.
"You can go and play with the other kids." she responds.
"It's best I stay here." he replied.
"Why?" said Diane.
"Because I'm the f*cking goalkeeper.".
She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...
*You OK?" she says.
*Yes." he replied.
"You can go and play with the other kids." she responds.
"It's best I stay here." he replied.
"Why?" said Diane.
"Because I'm the f*cking goalkeeper.".