Zenit St Petersburg on the verge of signing

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Took me a while to work that one out

#Slow

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Have you ever thought about going into comedy?

I was just about to post "Interesting as Liverpool have drawn Zenit in the Europa League".

Then I read Pooler_Bluebird's post. Time to go to bed I think...

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Took me a while to work that one out

#Slow

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Have you ever thought about going into comedy?

No. Have you ever thought of becoming a traffic warden?

I was just about to post "Interesting as Liverpool have drawn Zenit in the Europa League".

Then I read Pooler_Bluebird's post. Time to go to bed I think...

Snap!

I've got a cock like a donkey.

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Took me a while to work that one out

#Slow

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Have you ever thought about going into comedy?

No. Have you ever thought of becoming a traffic warden?

"I f*cking hate traffic wardens"

I'll let you name the film

At least they had some balls, fanny or whatever.

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Took me a while to work that one out

#Slow

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Have you ever thought about going into comedy?

No. Have you ever thought of becoming a traffic warden?

"I f*cking hate traffic wardens"

I'll let you name the film

Lock stock and two smoking barrels?

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Took me a while to work that one out

#Slow

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Have you ever thought about going into comedy?

No. Have you ever thought of becoming a traffic warden?

I haven't actually to be honest. Anyway I'm glad you have no plans to go into comedy, save alot of people from listening to terrible jokes like the one you posted originally. Assuming it was meant to be a joke?

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Took me a while to work that one out

#Slow

Luis Suarez and John Terry.

Have you ever thought about going into comedy?

No. Have you ever thought of becoming a traffic warden?

"I f*cking hate traffic wardens"

I'll let you name the film

Lock stock and two smoking barrels?

Correct, your prize is 'Annis - My Story', signed by the man himself