Cool or knobhead?

Things people do that they think is cool but everyone else thinks "ya knobhead". Such as..

Wheel spinning - Wow he really thinks it's cool to wheelspin off junctions in his Shitron Saxo. I'm with Freud on this one. They do it because they are sexually frustrated. You never see a black guy doing this because he's hung like a donkey. Wheelspinning just announces to the world that you've got a small willy.

Clicky Shoes - Clip clop, clip clop. You might think it sounds cool but everyone else thinks "knobhead". You are not a tap dancer or some cool gangster. Get over it.

Draping a jumper over your shoulders - What are you doing? Does Ken Barlow look cool when he does this? No he doesn't, so what makes you think you look cool, ya dick.

Wearing sunglasses when you are indoors or when it's not sunny - You are not in a Top Gun movie, get a life and take those glasses off before you fall over something.

Spitting - Teenage males like doing this. I'm sure I used to. Why I don't know, it used to make me look like a knobhead.

Whistling - When men grow out of spitting and get on a bit they discover whistling. I hope I never fall for this. Worbling like a demented budgie isn't cool, it is fcuking annoying.

Wearing your jeans down around your ankles with your arse hanging out - In what way is this cool? It came from the American prisons I do beleive. In those jails when you become someones special friend you pull your jeans down to let other would be arse assasins know that you are owned. So walking around like this simply tells the world that you are someones bitch, you dick head.



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Wearing your jeans down around your ankles with your arse hanging out - In what way is this cool? It came from the American prisons I do beleive. In those jails when you become someones special friend you pull your jeans down to let other would be arse assasins know that you are owned. So walking around like this simply tells the world that you are someones bitch, you dick head.


Thanks for the warning. Will buy a belt in the morning, just in case

Chewing gum with your mouth wide open so everyone can hear you....ya knobheads.

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Walking with a limp(pebble in shoe)and trousers around knees showing their bum sweat off ....KNOBHEADS

....and teenage girls talking like OMG like its sooooo 80's like,like this like..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQP6a6cHuHI..
.Knobheads..

people who moan if they havnt got a fag and their busting for one "bustin for a fag like, gor a fag on ewe boy ?"


no fuk off ya knobhead

People who enter the Liberty Stadium and Cardiff City aint playing there !! KNOBHEADS

Skinny little chavie twats walking the streets holding on to a nasty dog thinking their hard as fook.....KING SIZE KNOBHEADS...

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Things people do that they think is cool but everyone else thinks "ya knobhead". Such as..

Wheel spinning - Wow he really thinks it's cool to wheelspin off junctions in his Shitron Saxo. I'm with Freud on this one. They do it because they are sexually frustrated. You never see a black guy doing this because he's hung like a donkey. Wheelspinning just announces to the world that you've got a small willy.

Clicky Shoes - Clip clop, clip clop. You might think it sounds cool but everyone else thinks "knobhead". You are not a tap dancer or some cool gangster. Get over it.

Draping a jumper over your shoulders - What are you doing? Does Ken Barlow look cool when he does this? No he doesn't, so what makes you think you look cool, ya dick.

Wearing sunglasses when you are indoors or when it's not sunny - You are not in a Top Gun movie, get a life and take those glasses off before you fall over something.

Spitting - Teenage males like doing this. I'm sure I used to. Why I don't know, it used to make me look like a knobhead.

Whistling - When men grow out of spitting and get on a bit they discover whistling. I hope I never fall for this. Worbling like a demented budgie isn't cool, it is fcuking annoying.

Wearing your jeans down around your ankles with your arse hanging out - In what way is this cool? It came from the American prisons I do beleive. In those jails when you become someones special friend you pull your jeans down to let other would be arse assasins know that you are owned. So walking around like this simply tells the world that you are someones bitch, you dick head.



Anyone got any more?

Brilliant - would add anybody over the age of say 12 who jumps on and off kerbs on a f*cking skateboard!

Draping a jumper over your shoulders - What are you doing? Does Ken Barlow look cool when he does this? No he doesn't, so what makes you think you look cool, ya dick.

i've been the epitome of sartorial elegance for years ya bellend

Bloody hell only enough room for one bluebirdsince1948! Haha