Should we buy a whale as a goalkeeper?

Lets face it, our defence is pretty poor at best, compared with our cheetahesque attack, RAAWRR! Therefore I propose we all pitch in a few bob and buy a whale (in a tank) as a goalkeeper.
Now I know it sounds ridiculous but I have spoken to Seb Blatter and David Bernstein and, neither have replied to me, so I take their silence as a Yes! They obviously wont mind it, but clearing the tactic with good old Malky is another story entirely. Marshall wont mind and we will sort him with a pension soon enough. I propose we call him Rudy Balleater, and he will be an aquatic mammal in goal.
Travelling to away games might be problematic but we will cross the ocean when we come to it.

Let me know what you think

no

Old nev has put a few pounds on if we can entice him out of retirement we will have a flying whale.

Old nev has put a few pounds on if we can entice him out of retirement we will have a flying whale.

Your other accounts get banned so you come back under an older alias. Knew it wouldn't be long

Grow up child

Grow up child