Twilight...

My wife has dragged me to the cinema to watch these films(to those who haven't seen them and are of an older generation its basically Mills&Boon with Teeth!!)
And she sauntered through this morning with a look of horror on her face "They've killed him!!! Edwards dead!!" "That didn't happen in the book though"

My response was "Babe, he's already dead, he is a f*cking vampire"
Was apparently insensitive and ill timed.

I'm gonna get dragged to watch this movie and am looking forward to pissing myself as all the twihards sob in the aisle..



I have read the books as I read a lot and I disappointed that my Missus couldn't get into 50 Shades, although I haven't read it I was looking forward to the film

My wife has dragged me to the cinema to watch these films(to those who haven't seen them and are of an older generation its basically Mills&Boon with Teeth!!)
And she sauntered through this morning with a look of horror on her face "They've killed him!!! Edwards dead!!" "That didn't happen in the book though"

My response was "Babe, he's already dead, he is a f*cking vampire"
Was apparently insensitive and ill timed.

I'm gonna get dragged to watch this movie and am looking forward to pissing myself as all the twihards sob in the aisle..



I have read the books as I read a lot and I disappointed that my Missus couldn't get into 50 Shades, although I haven't read it I was looking forward to the film

Get her to try a bit of role play. 50 shades that is , not Twilight.
From what I have heard both could be painful.

Nahh she hate role play after the last incident when I screamed "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicked her down the stairs.