Anyone watch the darts tonight??!

Just been told that Ted Hankey was pissed off his face in the last match.

Love Hankey a real f*cking character

Just wondered if it was true?

No i decided to watch paint dry

No i decided to watch paint dry

What an exciting life you lead! Love it.

Dunno what he was playing at. His eye closed up and he couldnt see. He was throwing darts off the board.

Great for me. I had money on MVG to score most 180s

Dunno what he was playing at. His eye closed up and he couldnt see. He was throwing darts off the board.

Great for me. I had money on MVG to score most 180s

Good man. He's class MVG. So was Hankey of his face then?

Dunno what he was playing at. His eye closed up and he couldnt see. He was throwing darts off the board.

Great for me. I had money on MVG to score most 180s

Good man. He's class MVG. So was Hankey of his face then?

i WAS made to watch the Kniiting Channel then some jungle thing with enormous tits in it, and a nice pair on some jacks bird

I watched it and yes to me it looked like he was pissed but he tried to mask it by rubbing hell out of his eye until it went red!!! I will be speaking to Barrie bates later and find out if it was the drink!!

Dunno what he was playing at. His eye closed up and he couldnt see. He was throwing darts off the board.

Great for me. I had money on MVG to score most 180s

Good man. He's class MVG. So was Hankey of his face then?

I honestly dont know if he was pissed mate but it was hilarious. I thought it was a bit of gamesmanship at first.

He was going all delirious, and pulling jibs you would associate with necking 10 ecstasy pills, not 10 holsten pils

Dunno what he was playing at. His eye closed up and he couldnt see. He was throwing darts off the board.

Great for me. I had money on MVG to score most 180s

Good man. He's class MVG. So was Hankey of his face then?

I honestly dont know if he was pissed mate but it was hilarious. I thought it was a bit of gamesmanship at first.

He was going all delirious, and pulling jibs you would associate with necking 10 ecstasy pills, not 10 holsten pils

I'm sky plussing it this afternoon. I'll have a laugh at it after work.
Monday he was saying he was going to stop all the acting and gamesmanship and concentrate on his darts.

Just watched the first leg funny as f**k. Couldn't even hit the board

Just watched the first leg funny as f**k. Couldn't even hit the board

He gets worse with each leg.

I just seen it

Quality entertainment fair play - although today he blamed that defeat on a chest infection

He nearlly lost his footing twice and didnt score above 80 all game

Was there a cross above the board or had anyone in the front row of tables ordered garlic bread.

Just watched the first leg funny as f**k. Couldn't even hit the board

He gets worse with each leg.

Proper character.

Just watched the first leg funny as f**k. Couldn't even hit the board

He gets worse with each leg.

Proper character.

He was down my local social club a few weeks back.

Just watched the first leg funny as f**k. Couldn't even hit the board

He gets worse with each leg.

Proper character.

He was down my local social club a few weeks back.

Downing bow playing darts??
I'm sure he's a nice bloke. I just wouldn't want to piss him off on the oche.

Apparently its now been confirmed that Ted had a stroke and is going to sue certain media outlets who were trying to say he was pissed.

Apparently its now been confirmed that Ted had a stroke and is going to sue certain media outlets who were trying to say he was pissed.

Is this true or a joke that's gone over my head?

His agent confirmed the results of a CT scan revealed he had suffered a stroke.

If that's the case. Then mr Hankey I take back pissing myself at you for 5 legs!!

Apparently its now been confirmed that Ted had a stroke and is going to sue certain media outlets who were trying to say he was pissed.

Is this true or a joke that's gone over my head?

True mate. Hes got to have 8 weeks off.

No wonder the poor fucker was gurning his face off.

He should just retire really. I now feel slightly bad for sky plussing it and keeping it to show my family.
I hope he doesn't retire though. He's a proper character.

He should just retire really. I now feel slightly bad for sky plussing it and keeping it to show my family.
I hope he doesn't retire though. He's a proper character.

I wouldnt worry about it. Hes like the boy who cried wolf. Pulled so many stunts over the years people just assumed he was up to something.