Worst hotel youve stayed in?

last weekend, i went on a stag do to Newcastle,
stayed in the Travelodge Newcastle Central... what an absolute dive!!
the saying 'you get what you pay for' is spot on!!
£9 a night, and you get a hotel room for 3.. no cold water, sink dont drain and a pull out bed full of cum and piss stains!!

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whats the worst hotel youve stayed in??!!

The Euro Hotel in Clapham. Stayed there when we played Barnsley at Wembley.

The "Quilt" was an old ladys blanket and the window wouldnt shut whilst it was snowing outside.

Shadowlands...........Blackpool...........still had fire damage 18 months after a fire....stinking dirty....doors missing off the bogs..........went to open window on first night and the frame fell out into the street.......still had not replaced it when we left............

Shadowlands...........Blackpool...........still had fire damage 18 months after a fire....stinking dirty....doors missing off the bogs..........went to open window on first night and the frame fell out into the street.......still had not replaced it when we left............

well at least we still had the windows

Ask Marc !!

:oops: Ask Marc !!

Was that the hotel, or the standard of a certain guest?

Two Hotels with the job:

One in Whitehaven: where the walls were so thin that all i could here in the middle of the night was

"Go on give me a Bllw job" from the room next door. my workmate who was the otherside.knocked the door at 4 in the morning,and in the broadest Geordie accent offered tO administer said "Blowjob" if it meant getting some sleep.

Breakfast was a bit strained next morning i can tell you.


Also a hotel in Epsom where the kitchen was condemmed and the lady at reception who had running sores on her hand offered to make us a sandwich, UUUURRGGHH

:oops: Ask Marc !!

Was that the hotel, or the standard of a certain guest?

lets hope we having got to bring this thread back up after our jaunt to Blackpool

The Salou Pacific

Without doubt the worst hotel in the world. Every day there was a queue of people with a set of complaints. The best one was this one guy told them that the sink fell off the wall in his room. Their answer was to deny his room existed. Honestly, he told them his room number and they said they do not have a room with that number. He showed them his key and reminded them that they gave him the key. "Come with me, I'll show you the fcuking room myself".

Flooded floors, nasty smells, cockroaches galore and staff that rob from you. What a shit hole!

The Big Sleep in Cardiff City centre. Utter beep beep !!!

Central City Hotel in San Antonio Ibiza

The Big Sleep in Cardiff City centre. Utter beep beep !!!

What a dive. I booked a load of my colleagues in there when our work Christmas party was held in Cardiff. To say I wasn't too popular the next day is an understatement. Grubby rooms,shitty decor,broken beds,in fact broken everything!

Plus of course loads of ladies of the night hanging around the foyer.

The Big Sleep in Cardiff City centre. Utter beep beep !!!

What a dive. I booked a load of my colleagues in there when our work Christmas party was held in Cardiff. To say I wasn't too popular the next day is an understatement. Grubby rooms,shitty decor,broken beds,in fact broken everything!

Plus of course loads of ladies of the night hanging around the foyer.

Thats the fooking Ritz compared to Marc and my hotel in Coventry.............tell em Marc

travel lodge or inn, in Battersea and when i was younger my ole man booked a hotel in spain when we got there it wasn't even finished was a building site, remember him having to book into some other hotel.

Stayed in plenty of shit holes in Blackpool, can't think of the name but we stayed in 1 where the toilet was at the end of a foyer with a old net curtain covering the doorway as the door was screwed to a smash window frame, there was a sink in the room with a hole in it, and just to give you an idea of the typical types who stay there... We got back after being on the lash, 2 women in there 40s went into the room opposite us, me and a mate knocked the door a few minutes later and asked if they fancied a shag, they both said yes I did the large one on the bottom bunk and my mate did her sister above, the bunk was rocking, then an almighty crash as one end ofthe bunk gave way waking up so other bird in the room who turned out to be there mother... At breakfast i noticed the bird I was with who was from skelmersdale had only 3 front teeth....

Travelodge in Croydon for Palace cup semi final away game when we lost 1-0. Walking back to Croydon from Selhurst we had to be very quiet. Every other vehicle was a police car or riot van. Was just expecting a tank to pop up on the next bend but it never happened.

Stayed in plenty of shit holes in Blackpool, can't think of the name but we stayed in 1 where the toilet was at the end of a foyer with a old net curtain covering the doorway as the door was screwed to a smash window frame, there was a sink in the room with a hole in it, and just to give you an idea of the typical types who stay there... We got back after being on the lash, 2 women in there 40s went into the room opposite us, me and a mate knocked the door a few minutes later and asked if they fancied a shag, they both said yes I did the large one on the bottom bunk and my mate did her sister above, the bunk was rocking, then an almighty crash as one end ofthe bunk gave way waking up so other bird in the room who turned out to be there mother... At breakfast i noticed the bird I was with who was from skelmersdale had only 3 front teeth....

I just choked on my red wine reading that Chief Was it the hotel Jeremy Kyle puts his guests in

She was a right munter.. Christ I did some awful things in my younger days.