crude sick jokes - easily offended dont read/reply

any one know any really sick crude - on the edge jokes ??

(easily offended dont reply)

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head.

A teacher asks his pupils, "Can anyone tell me the difference between constructive criticism and unnecessary nastiness?"

Little Johnny puts his hand up.

"One is the process of offering valid and well-reasoned opinions about the work of others, usually involving both positive and negative comments."

"Very good, Johnny," says the teacher. "And the other?"

"Your mum's a c**t."

A teacher asks his pupils, "Can anyone tell me the difference between constructive criticism and unnecessary nastiness?"

Little Johnny puts his hand up.

"One is the process of offering valid and well-reasoned opinions about the work of others, usually involving both positive and negative comments."

"Very good, Johnny," says the teacher. "And the other?"

"Your mum's a c**t."

i laughed more at your avatar

Rosie Webster off Coronation Street looks so sexy



Said Jimmy Saville in 2001

The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.

They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.

You can say what you want about Peadophiles..
But at least they drive slow past schools!!!

Jews can tell jokes about Jews.
Blacks can tell jokes about Blacks.
Here's a paedophile joke...

What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?

Far lip , Black Eye, Job....

Two pregnant Irish women sitting around a fire knitting
One says to the other: "I hope mines a boy, I've used blue wool!"
The other says.....
"I hope mines a spastic coz I've fked up the arms!