Just a couple of thoughts

A man pushed his car. He stopped outside a hotel and it suddenly dawned on him that he was bankrupt.

WHY


A woman gave natural birth to two daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year,but they we were not twins!!

How could that be possible??

top one is that he's playing monopoly!!

1) He was playing monopoly.

2) They were either part of triplets, quads and the only females.

Theres a lot of clever sods on here

the woman was a midwife

a man get into a lift he want's to go to the 40th floor but presses the button for the 20th and walks the rest of the way........why?

the woman was a midwife

Nah, the phrase is "woman gave natural birth". Makes no sense for it to be a midwife, they assist natural birth not give it.

A man pushed his car. He stopped outside a hotel and it suddenly dawned on him that he was bankrupt.

WHY


A woman gave natural birth to two daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year,but they we were not twins!!

How could that be possible??

if it makes you feel better i was clueless mate........ doesnt count for much though

man in lift is to short

cowboy rides into town on friday gets drunk stays 3 day and leaves on friday how come ?

the woman was a midwife

Nah, the phrase is "woman gave natural birth". Makes no sense for it to be a midwife, they assist natural birth not give it.

the answer is she gave birth to triplets 2 by natural berth the 3rd by cesarian

Friday was his horse

a man get into a lift he want's to go to the 40th floor but presses the button for the 20th and walks the rest of the way........why?

He was too short to reach the top buttons.

cowboy rides into town on friday gets drunk stays 3 day and leaves on friday how come ?

If a Cowboy comes into town on Friday"
The horses name is Friday, hence the first part.

"and leaves 3 days later on friday"
Once again, riding on the horse

The answers to my post was as guessed

Monopoly

the two sisters were of triplets born

A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

these are to hard for me rob

easy one that is mate

A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

these are to hard for me rob

the person is LIVING in new york

A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

these are to hard for me rob

the person is LIVING in new york

well done mate

A person living in New York can't be buried in Pennsylvania. Why?

That would be murder!!

If you've got two coins that total 55p but one of them isn't a 5p piece, what two coins do you have???

back in 1997 eric cantona was playing for united v liverpool.
united won 3-0 (cantona scoring all 3)
in the 16th minute cantona scored his first, in the 37th he scored his 2nd, butt then managed to get himself sent of in the 78th minute before completing his hatrick in injury time....... how did this happen ????????

If you've got two coins that total 55p but one of them isn't a 5p piece, what two coins do you have???

A 50 and a 5 you said one of them is not a 5

You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?

back in 1997 eric cantona was playing for united v liverpool.
united won 3-0 (cantona scoring all 3)
in the 16th minute cantona scored his first, in the 37th he scored his 2nd, butt then managed to get himself sent of in the 78th minute before completing his hatrick in injury time....... how did this happen ????????

Nicky Butt was sent off...

You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?

It's whatever your name is...

You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?

It's whatever your name is...

Moe Lester!!

You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?

It's whatever your name is...

Moe Lester!!

Nope.

"You are driving a bus".

Hence it's whatever "your" name is.

ie nerd.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop 3 passengers get onboard. The second stop 2 passengers get on and 1 gets off. At the third stop 5 get on and 3 get off. At the 4th stop, everyone gets off. What is the drivers name?

Nope.

"You are driving a bus".

Hence it's whatever "your" name is.

ie nerd.

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Your right..........