worst scottish name ever

whats the worst scottish name youve ever heard ?

for me it has to be, dougie mcdougal

Neil lennon

Neil lennon

since when was lurgan part of bonnie scotland

Donald Cowie.

Jimmy

Jock call Tom; Tam for some reason?

I know a jock (Tam) and his real name is Tomson Mitchell.
Tomson WTF?

I reckon though if you from Edinburgh and you was to say "Do you Know" you would actually say "Do ya Ken?"

So if you're called Ken and some one was asking for you, they would say "Do you Ken,Ken?"

So imagine hearing this in a boozer

"Do ya Ken,Ken?"
-"Aye a ken,ken"
"Top man is Ken!!"
-"Aye ya Canny fault Ken"
"How long ya Kenned Ken?"
-"Aw man, I Dinae Ken!!"


Priceless..

Steve

Two grizzled old Glaswegian lags called Ben Dover and Phil McAvity. The dorty awld bastads.

Derek Mcjockstrap.

Mac Mcmac

iona weeboat

Don't know about the worst but the bestest ever is

Jamie McSporran. Take a bow son

Don't know about the worst but the bestest ever is

Jamie McSporran. Take a bow son

winner

jimmy mcswiggalot

Willie Pettigrew

Hamish McAlpine

Used to have their stickers in my Panini 78 album!

Jock Strap. What a supporter. He's got a lot of balls. Taxi.

rembering back when i used to collect the panini stickers in the 70's/80's im sure there was a Hamish Mcalpine

jimmy mcswiggalot

f**k off!!!! thats not a name!

Craig Levein

Steve

Ochaye Toowun

Steve

miller. k

Why do you call a Scotsman not far from his house?

HAMISH!!!

jimmy mcswiggalot

f**k off!!!! thats not a name!

youd be suprised

Why do you call a Scotsman not far from his house?

HAMISH!!!

Haggis Mcguiness!!!

Skag McEwan

Neil lennon

Cos he ginger don't make him Scottish

Steve

Archibald McPherson.

Always thought there was a man called Fenwick Stewarton but it turns out it's a sign post for 2 places on the M77 in Ayrshire.