friday joke time

right i need cheering up !

give me your best joke

ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for pint of larger, barman says sorry butt we dont serve food.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Breaking News!!
A gang of dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Somerville.

It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963.

It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963.

Fuckin Class.....I'm nicking that

It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963.

Fuckin Class.....I'm nicking that

i took it from www.sickipedia.org ..... some right horrible ones on there haha

Police have just found Jimmy Saville's diary.
His last entry was 12 years old.

jd sports are doing jimmy saville memorial tracksuits, they have an adult top, but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms.

Wales to beat Scotland tonight.....

Wales to beat Scotland tonight.....

ashley williams to win a header!

Wales to beat Scotland tonight.....

ashley williams to win a header!

Williams to get Man of the Match award.