Swansea joke time.

A man is walking along a beach when he finds an odd looking bottle and rubs it.
Much to his surprise a genie appears.
"For freeing me I will grant you three wishes, but there is a catch, every swansea fan in the world gets double," says the genie.
"well I've always wanted a Ferrari".
POOF! a Ferrari appears in front of him.
"One million pounds would also help."
POOF! One million pounds appears at his feet. "OK now every Swansea fan in the world has two Ferrari's and two million pounds, and your last wish," "well I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."

I expected the last one to be "beat me half dead" lol

I expected the last one to be "beat me half dead" lol

i expected the last one was to have a mild heart attack one second away from death