If football didn't exist, what would you do?

In my opinion life would just be crap and boring. Nothing much else to do to be honest.

What would you do? (inventing football don't count )

Invent.... Oh

Hobby, maybe gym.
Go to the carboot sale with my dad more

watch soccer instead

I'd maybe try seeing if there's any porn on the internet

In my opinion life would just be crap and boring. Nothing much else to do to be honest.

What would you do? (inventing football don't count )

You'd just be a troll somewhere else.

I'd be a Serie A scout

In my opinion life would just be crap and boring. Nothing much else to do to be honest.

What would you do? (inventing football don't count )

Have you considered suicide?