Best parental threat you've seen or heard.
Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:58 pm
"If you don't shut up and stop screaming, I will Smack your bum so hard you will be shitting broken fingernails for a month!!"
Re: Best parental threat you've seen or heard.
Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:59 pm
That's awful
Re: Best parental threat you've seen or heard.
Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:25 pm
Bessemer road after the Huddersfield game. a boy shouting and screaming saying he wouldn't get in the car with his family so they duly got in and shut the doors and he just broke down in tears wanting to get in as they started the engine. They kept him going for a good while before they finally let him in. Liked their style!!!
Re: Best parental threat you've seen or heard.
Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:32 pm
Natman Blue wrote:Bessemer road after the Huddersfield game. a boy shouting and screaming saying he wouldn't get in the car with his family so they duly got in and shut the doors and he just broke down in tears wanting to get in as they started the engine. They kept him going for a good while before they finally let him in. Liked their style!!!
That's f*cking evil
Re: Best parental threat you've seen or heard.
Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:32 pm
Went to pick up a mate who'd beed lodging/shagging a foul cockney bird in
Globe Town, Bethnal Green. Shes busy ironing. Didnt offer us a cuppa the cow.
Two of us sat there waiting for him while he was getting his stuff together and this angelic looking kid
comes in.. "Mum, can I have an Ice cream please?"
"FACK OFF YOU LITTLE CANT OR I'LL STICK THIS IRON IN YOUR FACE!!!"
Classy.
Globe Town, Bethnal Green. Shes busy ironing. Didnt offer us a cuppa the cow.
Two of us sat there waiting for him while he was getting his stuff together and this angelic looking kid
comes in.. "Mum, can I have an Ice cream please?"
"FACK OFF YOU LITTLE CANT OR I'LL STICK THIS IRON IN YOUR FACE!!!"
Classy.
Re: Best parental threat you've seen or heard.
Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:31 pm
My Mother and father in law would threaten my wife when she was young. They would say "if you dont behave we will chuck you off the severn bridge"
It kind of back fired once when she was playing up in a shop. Her parents told her off for being naughty without using this threat. Although it did'nt stop her shouting "no please don't throw me off the severn bridge". The looks her parents got off people were terrible.
It kind of back fired once when she was playing up in a shop. Her parents told her off for being naughty without using this threat. Although it did'nt stop her shouting "no please don't throw me off the severn bridge". The looks her parents got off people were terrible.