song for kimbo/helguson

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

THAT KIM BO SONG SOUNDS ORIGINAL. WELL DONE

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

Like we are all going to sing you eat dogs to kim-bo

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

The Helguson song is class!!! But not so sure we should be singing that Kimbo's korean counterparts all eat dog!? haha They might do but not sure it will go down too well!

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

The Helguson song is class!!! But not so sure we should be singing that Kimbo's korean counterparts all eat dog!? haha They might do but not sure it will go down too well!

Man Utd sang the same song to Park for years

I doubt he'll cry over it

kimboo wherever you may be
you eat terrpans for lunch and tea
could be worse could be bad
lloyd dyer could steal your mams bag

bit shitty i must admitt

Why not just;

Kim Bokyung, my Lord, Kim Bokyung
oh Lord, Kim Bokyung

It sort of writes itself really

Kimbo wherever you may be,
You eat terrapins for your tea
It could be worse, you could be a Jack
knocking your sister up in the sack!

The canton were singing one Saturday like that about kimbo, but the end went, could be worse, could be a jack, shooting up in a council flat...

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

Def don't like the Kim one. It's very insulting to him and his countrymen and generally not an inspirational song at all. Why sing about the Jacks at all. They are not f*cking worth it.

Prefer the Helguson one! Its pretty funny!

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

The Helguson song is class!!! But not so sure we should be singing that Kimbo's korean counterparts all eat dog!? haha They might do but not sure it will go down too well!

I think it might go down quite well ...bit of salt and pepper hmmm feeling a bit peckish now ...anyone for a hotdog

Last night Harrison and Cameron the little 'General' stayed over my house and between the 2 of them the have come up with a couple of songs and have been pestering me all morning/afternoon to post them on here...before I go to work..so here goes it boys just for you now leave me alone...and by the way your both grounded for putting a swear word in there too...

no1

Kim, Kim, where ever you will be
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse.... you could be a Jack
eating rats in your council shack....

no2

Helgus-son son son your are striker number one
Helgus-son son son you can score just for fun
to the left to the right heading's f'kn dynamite
Helgus-son son you will score against the scum...

Def don't like the Kim one. It's very insulting to him and his countrymen and generally not an inspirational song at all. Why sing about the Jacks at all. They are not f*cking worth it.

As taffyapple says above man utd been singing it for yrs for park and I don't believe he has a problem with it otherwise they probably would have stopped and I'm sure kimbo knows of it too I bet ....