Tonights entertainment

Welcome to South Wales biggest, cheapest funfair being held at the reddragons carpark this very evening. Hog roast, and sausage rolls for all, and plenty for everyone of all ages to do. Watch the opening ceremony, where Vincent will absail down the front of the stadium in one of the new red shirts! Stalls include the "rat and mouse" game where pictures of ST holders who've asked for a refund (rats) will pop up along with pictures of ST holders who've kept the faith (mice). The aim of the game is to hammer down as many rats as possible with a rubber mallet. If you hit a mouse, the game is over! At the end of the evening the person who smashed the most consecutive rats will win a red scarf!!
A visit to the boxing booth is a must for all fans of the Marquess of Queensbury! Big Gwyn will take on any members of the KCB campaign. Anyone who can last 3 mins with the big fella, will win the right to hold up a blue card at the Huddersfield game, without getting their c*nts kicked in.
The dodgems are a hoot! There will be 12 red ones and 1 blue one. The driver of the red ones are allowed to bump the blue one, but if the blue one retaliates, his steering wheel will instantly
electrify him to a frazzle.
Don't forget the waltzers! They will be attended by Alan Whitely, who will whisper into each riders ear exactly how much debt the club is in before spinning your carriage round faster than Usain Bolt, with Dreams "things can only get better" blasting away in the background.
The refreshments stall will be selling Red cola, Red Bull, Red wine and Red stripe.
The evenings events will close with an overhead show by the red arrows, where Craig Bellamy will parachute down, landing next to the candy floss stall, with a big cheesy grin. It's a must for all lovers of our club!!!!

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