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CityGent wrote:Funniest piece I've read in ages. I'm in tears here. Owen Money sticking his oar in too, and the quote from the Foxy Knoxy scandal" i went to a football match and drank some alcohol"
Ad, fair play, you're outta your f*cking tree
Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:25 am
Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:31 am
taffyapple wrote:"What I don’t want is to get up on stage and have abuse shouted at me from drunk people at the back of a room.”
All he got to do for that is to step outside his front door![]()
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Honest to God, does his attention seeking know no bounds?
Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:55 am
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CP76 wrote:taffyapple wrote:"What I don’t want is to get up on stage and have abuse shouted at me from drunk people at the back of a room.”
All he got to do for that is to step outside his front door![]()
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Honest to God, does his attention seeking know no bounds?
No
Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:21 am
Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:45 am
Angry Man wrote:Whats strange is that they didn't even print the joke!!! Surely what can be seen as a sick joke to one person maybe funny to someone else.
I bet the reason why the didn't print it is because most of their readers would have found it funny.
Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:49 am
Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:52 am
Ruislip Blue wrote:Angry Man wrote:Whats strange is that they didn't even print the joke!!! Surely what can be seen as a sick joke to one person maybe funny to someone else.
I bet the reason why the didn't print it is because most of their readers would have found it funny.
I missed the joke. Are you able to repeat it on here?
Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:10 am
Angry Man wrote:Ruislip Blue wrote:Angry Man wrote:Whats strange is that they didn't even print the joke!!! Surely what can be seen as a sick joke to one person maybe funny to someone else.
I bet the reason why the didn't print it is because most of their readers would have found it funny.
I missed the joke. Are you able to repeat it on here?
What I said is that the Chinese Swimmers have come on leaps and bounds since Morecambe Bay 2004
Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:29 am
Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:37 am
CityGent wrote:Adam, of all the hundreds of hair-brained schemes you've conjured being a stand up could be your most inspired idea to date
They'll either be laughing at you or with you - either way they'll be laughing. You could be the next Bill Hicks
Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:00 am
CityGent wrote:Funniest piece I've read in ages. I'm in tears here. Owen Money sticking his oar in too, and the quote from the Foxy Knoxy scandal" i went to a football match and drank some alcohol"
Ad, fair play, you're outta your f*cking tree
Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:02 am
BigGwynram wrote:CityGent wrote:Funniest piece I've read in ages. I'm in tears here. Owen Money sticking his oar in too, and the quote from the Foxy Knoxy scandal" i went to a football match and drank some alcohol"
Ad, fair play, you're outta your f*cking tree
You got to make allowances because he's disabled.
Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:40 am
Angry Man wrote:CP76 wrote:taffyapple wrote:"What I don’t want is to get up on stage and have abuse shouted at me from drunk people at the back of a room.”
All he got to do for that is to step outside his front door![]()
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Honest to God, does his attention seeking know no bounds?
No
How on earth is it my attentin seeking if I had a phonecall out of he blue saying that they were running a story about me!!! Do yu think I own the paper or something..?
Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:42 am
taffyapple wrote:Angry Man wrote:CP76 wrote:taffyapple wrote:"What I don’t want is to get up on stage and have abuse shouted at me from drunk people at the back of a room.”
All he got to do for that is to step outside his front door![]()
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Honest to God, does his attention seeking know no bounds?
No
How on earth is it my attentin seeking if I had a phonecall out of he blue saying that they were running a story about me!!! Do yu think I own the paper or something..?
Who was the mystery man informed the paper then??
Lets face it. You will do anything ANYTHING to be noticed.
Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:07 am
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