jokes ( dont read if easily offended)

1/Went to Weight Watchers last night opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the floor.
best game of hungry hippos i've ever seen!!


2/sailing results are in, gb take gold, denmark take silver and somalia have taken a middle aged couple from weymouth.


3/ mo farah has lost his gold medal, his daughter destroyed it looking for the chocolate inside..


4/maybe japan would do better in the swimming if they turned the wave machine on.....


5/ usain bolt, the fastest man in london since john terry heard wayne bridges key in the door....


6/ My shares plummeted today, I've been taken to the cleaners by the men who did my laundry

Standard Chartered....


7/The Olympics are coming to an end this week.

The athletes will go home, and it will be the turn of those who have to battle against severe disability.

August 18th sees the start of liverpools Premier League campaign ...

C for effort

C for effort

was tryin to be careful what ones off my mobile i typed up....

C for effort

was tryin to be careful what ones off my mobile i typed up....

Only messing fella!! Good work!! P.m me the naughty ones mate