Opening ceremony

Show rugby for Wales all that was missing was f*cking sheep typical stereotype

Show rugby for Wales all that was missing was f*cking sheep typical stereotype

to be fair didn't they show rugby for all of the home nations?

But why the f**k rugby it's not even an olympic sport?

They showed rugby for each of the four home nations to be fair.

Edit: beaten to it lol

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Show rugby for Wales all that was missing was f*cking sheep typical stereotype

what do you expect it's what wales and cardiff is known for around the globe

This is quite weird, £28 million well spent

This is quite weird, £28 million well spent

£28 Million They could have paid Sam off

28 million well spent or expensive tribute to it's the knockout

It's 3 hours long mind.. Looks quite good. Why is French the first language

That c**t with his rap music is more embarrassing, to be honest.

That c**t with his rap music is more embarrassing, to be honest.

You must be bonkers.

they should show people drawing out their benefits from a makeshift post office to represent modern british life

they should show people drawing out their benefits from a makeshift post office to represent modern british life

they should show people drawing out their benefits from a makeshift post office to represent modern british life

This Country

Bunch of fecking pessimistic feckers you lot are!! What would you have put in the ceremony then to cheer us al up? I've just come back from there and the place is buzzing, so all good if you ask me. I was sitting in Jamies having dinner and who walks past my table but YOKO 'fecking' ONO, can you believe that shit

Bunch of fecking pessimistic feckers you lot are!! What would you have put in the ceremony then to cheer us al up? I've just come back from there and the place is buzzing, so all good if you ask me. I was sitting in Jamies having dinner and who walks past my table but YOKO 'fecking' ONO, can you believe that shit

Should have told her she ruined the f*cking Beatles

Bunch of fecking pessimistic feckers you lot are!! What would you have put in the ceremony then to cheer us al up? I've just come back from there and the place is buzzing, so all good if you ask me. I was sitting in Jamies having dinner and who walks past my table but YOKO 'fecking' ONO, can you believe that shit

Jeremy Kyle
A Cocaine Party
Some pikies like in Snatch
The Kray Twins
Chelsea vs Cardiff FA Cup clash
Jamie Oliver making dinner
Gordon Ramsay swearing
Del Boy Trotter and Mickey Pearce
Pixie Lott
A massive light up display of Tetley teabags around the stadium
Sofia Gardens and playing cricket
Scotland Yards investigation into terrorism
A giant fish and a giant bag of chips
Conkers swinging from the stadium roof
A queue
A hollyoaks calendar shoot
Eastenders theme tune
A traffic jam
A thomas cook travel agents advertising cheap flight to Magaluf
A giant yorkshire pudding
Health and safety advertising
Loads of skinny girls complaining about being fat also in fake tan
Starting the ceremony late

If anything, they've done it all wrong...

Bunch of fecking pessimistic feckers you lot are!! What would you have put in the ceremony then to cheer us al up? I've just come back from there and the place is buzzing, so all good if you ask me. I was sitting in Jamies having dinner and who walks past my table but YOKO 'fecking' ONO, can you believe that shit

Jeremy Kyle
A Cocaine Party
Some pikies like in Snatch
The Kray Twins
Chelsea vs Cardiff FA Cup clash
Jamie Oliver making dinner
Gordon Ramsay swearing
Del Boy Trotter and Mickey Pearce
Pixie Lott
A massive light up display of Tetley teabags around the stadium
Sofia Gardens and playing cricket
Scotland Yards investigation into terrorism
A giant fish and a giant bag of chips
Conkers swinging from the stadium roof
A queue
A hollyoaks calendar shoot
Eastenders theme tune
A traffic jam
A thomas cook travel agents advertising cheap flight to Magaluf
A giant yorkshire pudding
Health and safety advertising
Loads of skinny girls complaining about being fat also in fake tan
Starting the ceremony late

If anything, they've done it all wrong...

John Terry - sofia gardens and cricket

Amazing ceremony, blew me away with how good it was

Bunch of fecking pessimistic feckers you lot are!! What would you have put in the ceremony then to cheer us al up? I've just come back from there and the place is buzzing, so all good if you ask me. I was sitting in Jamies having dinner and who walks past my table but YOKO 'fecking' ONO, can you believe that shit

Jeremy Kyle
A Cocaine Party
Some pikies like in Snatch
The Kray Twins
Chelsea vs Cardiff FA Cup clash
Jamie Oliver making dinner
Gordon Ramsay swearing
Del Boy Trotter and Mickey Pearce
Pixie Lott
A massive light up display of Tetley teabags around the stadium
Sofia Gardens and playing cricket
Scotland Yards investigation into terrorism
A giant fish and a giant bag of chips
Conkers swinging from the stadium roof
A queue
A hollyoaks calendar shoot
Eastenders theme tune
A traffic jam
A thomas cook travel agents advertising cheap flight to Magaluf
A giant yorkshire pudding
Health and safety advertising
Loads of skinny girls complaining about being fat also in fake tan
Starting the ceremony late

If anything, they've done it all wrong...

You missed the DFS sale

leo fortune-west to light the flame

leo fortune-west to light the flame

eddie johnson get there too quick and then miss

dragging on a bit now

good ceremony... I enjoied that...

It's 3 hours long mind.. Looks quite good. Why is French the first language

Something to do with the originator of the 'modern' Olympics being French!
Either that or they make good baguettes

TOP SECRET!!!
I know how they incite the Olympic fire:

In a typical English way, a blazing football gets fired into a goal.

The 2nd last torch carrier sets a football on fire, then last carrier takes over and sets it up to take a penalty-shot...

He steps back, aims, looks at the target...

too bad they chose David Beckham... as he fires it over the bar....

they put up a good show no doubt. enjoied to watch, still (like all opening ceremonies) far too expensive and excessive... imagine what you could have done with that money to help old and poor folk, use money for hospitals etc... but thats not specifically aimed at the london olympics, was the same here at the 2006 WC...

Bunch of fecking pessimistic feckers you lot are!! What would you have put in the ceremony then to cheer us al up? I've just come back from there and the place is buzzing, so all good if you ask me. I was sitting in Jamies having dinner and who walks past my table but YOKO 'fecking' ONO, can you believe that shit

I think they could have done better than Macca, that c@nt would go to an opening of a envelope.....I would have preferred the Rolling Stones.....but I would have went out of my way and got Bowie, because he would have wowed the crowd simply because he's not a brand like Macca or beckham, and don't gig that often.