drinking petrol

a daft question.. syphoned some unleaded fuel earlier and being a numpty ended up taking a mouth full.

No matter what I do, 4 hours later I still stink of petrol and can taste it when I belch!

Though eating toothpaste would quell it, but no.
Perhaps I need to find something stronger, like dog shit.

a daft question.. syphoned some unleaded fuel earlier and being a numpty ended up taking a mouth full.

No matter what I do, 4 hours later I still stink of petrol and can taste it when I belch!

Though eating toothpaste would quell it, but no.
Perhaps I need to find something stronger, like dog shit.

I've always found trying circuis tricks work. Like doubting fire with your tounge etc... That's what I would recommend.

a daft question.. syphoned some unleaded fuel earlier and being a numpty ended up taking a mouth full.

No matter what I do, 4 hours later I still stink of petrol and can taste it when I belch!

Though eating toothpaste would quell it, but no.
Perhaps I need to find something stronger, like dog shit.

I've always found trying circuis tricks work. Like doubting fire with your tounge etc... That's what I would recommend.

just thankful I quit smoking.

Wash it down with some diesel.

Wash it down with some diesel.

aahh you're going to have to get up earlier in the morning to fool me.
Everyone knows you shouldn't mix unleaded with diesel.

Reminds me of a pre-season trip to Dublin a few years back. City were playing St Patricks and at half time one of the boys did a streak. Turns out he'd been drinking diesel....don't ask me why!

Wash it down with some diesel.

Drink shit loads of milk.

Try eating Cat Shit
It won't cure the petrol breath
But it might tone it down a bit!

What do I know anyway
I'm from the Rhondda, we used to sniff petrol
Not drink the stuff

a daft question.. syphoned some unleaded fuel earlier and being a numpty ended up taking a mouth full.

No matter what I do, 4 hours later I still stink of petrol and can taste it when I belch!

Though eating toothpaste would quell it, but no.
Perhaps I need to find something stronger, like dog shit.

Try regular next time taste's better but the hangover's a killer

Reminds me of a pre-season trip to Dublin a few years back. City were playing St Patricks and at half time one of the boys did a streak. Turns out he'd been drinking diesel....don't ask me why!

i was there as well..the garda were going to nick him we got him out of the police van...he drank half a gallon of diesel on a away trip and neally died..he was from the valleys mad as a box of frogs..but a good lad

Wash it down with some diesel.

Feck no way that would seize the insides!

Reminds me of a pre-season trip to Dublin a few years back. City were playing St Patricks and at half time one of the boys did a streak. Turns out he'd been drinking diesel....don't ask me why!

You do mean the Lager, Cider & Blackcurrant drink, know as "Diesel" I hope.

Drinking petrol is cheaper than drinking alcohol down the boozer.

Nasty after taste though.

This might be a good thing. A friend of a friend drank petrol as a child and attributes that to having never had a hangover.

Old man told me a few stories of the old days. Seemed a fella done many mad things in the van including drinking diesel , covering himself in horse shit so the old bill would not nick him along with many other dull sceniarios. Will not name as not my place to do so!

I bet your fuming.