my mates parents went to london shopping and on the way back she went into labour, they ended up in bristol hospital and my mate was born...
i am friends with an englishmen!
i also killed my cat..........
played in a football tournament on anfield and when i got home left my boots by the back door.. loads of grass in my boot bag and on the floor by the door.. the cat eat the grass and got poisoned by the chemicals that was in the grass... told the mrs that the cat had eaten furtilser off next doors garden!