joke

paddy and murphy at royal ascot today,paddy do you want the winner of the next race? no thanks he says to murphy i have only got a small garden.

Paddy is painting his lounge, his wife walks in and cant believe how well he is doing but the sweat is dripping of him.
she says "why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parker!?"
Paddy says "HELLOOOOOOO! Read the the fuckin tin, it says for best results put 2 coats on!!!!!!!!!!!

Paddy is painting his lounge, his wife walks in and cant believe how well he is doing but the sweat is dripping of him.
she says "why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parker!?"
Paddy says "HELLOOOOOOO! Read the the fuckin tin, it says for best results put 2 coats on!!!!!!!!!!!

paddy and murphy on a flight to spain paddy says to murphy if i open that door would we fall out? murphy says b jasus no way we been mates for years