Joke tuesday

What's the difference between an egg a w**k?



You cant beat a good w**k!!

You can't beat a good walk? Completely agree! Although I dunno why you felt the need to censor it

Whats the similarities between a wank and a jack?

Not a lot really, but it's good to knock one out now and again.

Our new badge. That's the biggest joke of all

What's the mating call of a blackbird?



Stick it in my ass Leeroy...

Give it a rest about the f*cking badge will you.

There's a 1001 other threads on the board relating to the f*cking badge a colour change

This is a joke thread not another thread to whinge about the rebranding

Spain made over 800 passes in last nights game, the only way England could make that many is if they enter Wayne Rooney on Mastermind.

Give it a rest about the f*cking badge will you.

There's a 1001 other threads on the board relating to the f*cking badge a colour change

This is a joke thread not another thread to whinge about the rebranding

You might be happy wearing that god awful atrocity badge, that looks like it was designed by a year 7 art student, but I sir, am not

Whats the hardest part of a cabbage?


his wheelchair

Whats orange and looks good on pakis???


FIRE

Whats orange and looks good on pakis???


FIRE

Banned!!

Whats orange and looks good on pakis???


FIRE

Banned!!

Ohh shit its a joke

Whats orange and looks good on pakis???


FIRE

Banned!!

Ohh shit its a joke

I know but you are guaranteed to get pulled up for that, some mods on here are power crazy

Whats orange and looks good on pakis???


FIRE

Banned!!

Ohh shit its a joke

I know but you are guaranteed to get pulled up for that, some mods on here are power crazy

He won't, thats the funny thing.

Whats orange and looks good on pakis???


FIRE

Banned!!

Ohh shit its a joke

I know but you are guaranteed to get pulled up for that, some mods on here are power crazy

Oh well ill take a slap on the wrist, or they can remove it :L

Anyway back to jokes

why did H.P.Bulmer cross the road?

to get to the other cider

What happened when Moses went to mount olive?



Popeye smacked him in the mouth!!