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50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:34 pm

My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:36 pm

carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


Will we get an update tonight ;)

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:38 pm

TopCat CCFC wrote:
carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


Will we get an update tonight ;)

:lol:

Only if it is a positive one Tony ;)

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:38 pm

Take the book of her quickly. It starts off as 50 shades of Grey.......then everyone ends up :roll: wearing RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:41 pm

carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


Stick it in son ;)

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:45 pm

Missed opportunity Carl? Kobo is Malay for 'GOOD SEEING TOO' :roll: :?

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:48 pm

Web Cam Web Cam Web Cam!! :D :D :D :D :D

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:52 pm

carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


My wife's on the 3rd book Carl, she read them all in the past week, the person who wrote this book should get an Oscar, it allows me to watch as much football as I like!! Happy days :) :)

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:53 pm

carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D

Remember the monkey face! :old:

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:54 pm

If you have any City rumours Carl I suggest you put them up now as we will not see you for a few weeks. My missus read them all within a week about a month ago and she only let me out last weekend. ;)

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:11 pm

carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


Not if she reads this thread you wont!!!

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:12 pm

Started the first book on Sunday, finished the third book wednesday, Annis so busy on this stupid message board never even noticed I was reading!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:20 pm

Worked wonders in my house Carl! The writer needs to write more... She wants the audio book version now aswel!

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:21 am

I posted a thread about this book while very drunk on saturday night and got 1 comment, all the women in work are raving about it and all over facebook

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:01 am

TopCat CCFC wrote:
carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


Will we get an update tonight ;)


With pics?... :lol:

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:02 am

When I read the title of this thread I initially thought it was going to be an exclusive update on the Malaysians' re-branding proposals for next season

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:50 am

carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


I did very well from my misses reading them. She's reading something much more mainstream now, and er...lets just say I am now not doing so well! :cry: :lol:

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:58 am

Yeah my Mrs has been reading them as well. Has it made a difference to us so far ? Hell yeah she has had to affairs already :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:08 pm

carlccfc wrote:My missus has started reading it today, the first I heard of it was yesterday when she said she wanted a Kobo (Book Reader), apparently this book is explicit and likened to porn, well she has been reading it for the past couple of hours and I am hoping it leads to me having some fun tonight. :D


Bought my Mrs the trilogy so she can read them on Holiday in Cyprus next week. ;) :D

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:42 pm

My missus got this book today as a birthday pressie from her mum :shock: im starting to look at the mother in law in a diffrent light now ;) :ayatollah:

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:50 pm

How can a book of text be likened to porn?


Isn't everyones missus reading this shit?

Re: 50 SHADES OF GREY

Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:07 pm

audio version available here:

http://perezhilton.com/tv/50_Shades_Of_ ... play=false

the girls in my office have been reading it too