next sunday

i think im going to open my japs eye and pour in four litres of melted pig iron in order to try to create a democracy in syria,does anyone know any accomodating bus stops?

This guy is the most random impulsive weird guy on the message board! But he never fails to make me giggle....

its becouse i live in a skip behind graham nortons allotments for disabled bisexuals

i think im going to open my japs eye and pour in four litres of melted pig iron in order to try to create a democracy in syria,does anyone know any accomodating bus stops?

There are a few at the link below with some that could be considered ideal in my opinion Moz.

On the plus side, the pig iron would be easier to get up to molten temperature, but I'm unaware of local aggregates so you may have to export your own.

Take a look. http://hjtann.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/ol ... apore.html

Are all 758 posts like this?

Are all 758 posts like this?

Yes, except the ones posted on Tuesday afternoons for some reason?

Anyone know how to get pig iron out of a japs eye?

ive finally got the iron out.
what can i pour down my japs eye next ?

ive finally got the iron out.
what can i pour down my japs eye next ?

Try Jamie Olivers spittle next as it will cool it down. He now sells it in bottles labeled "Best Ever Dribble" in his restaurants. You can jam one of his Kalamata olives in your japs to stop any leakage which also doubles as a handy snack.

are his snacks not renound for being salty,
will that salt infest my balls?

Your right. But testicle salt deposits can be avoided by buying his 'Best Ever Lo-Salt Bollock Olives'.

those bollock olives are rank

im now mostly eating ray winstones crusty dangleberry fingers

jammed with shitty goodness

You could poor melted Reese's Pieces down the snipers eye.
This may help the inner gland to recover from the molten pig iron.

With in 5 mins you must vigorously shake yourself to ejaculate.
This chocolate spunk drops make perfect ear rings for president Assads wife.

She will be so happy that she will pleasure said president until he makes peace with
The freedom fighters and the mad joiner inners.

Failing that.You could try bog snorkelling to bray wearing a Tayto crisp bag fella.

Anyone know how to get pig iron out of a japseye?

Pig's iron and salt from your japs eye is a get compo. Just put your japseye in the over for 30 mins 200c and you will get excellent pork scratching.

Good to see you back Moz.

I hope that your molten metal japs-eye injury has healed well, even though your bell-end probably now looks not too disimilar to Moby Dicks blow-hole. Its probably now a bit shit for pissing out of but I bet its brilliant for impromptu jazz-trumpet solos. Have you tried shouting into it to contact the dead yet?

Good to see you back Moz.

I hope that your molten metal japs-eye injury has healed well, even though your bell-end probably now looks not too disimilar to Moby Dicks blow-hole. Its probably now a bit shit for pissing out of but I bet its brilliant for impromptu jazz-trumpet solos. Have you tried shouting into it to contact the dead yet?

You just made me hurt laughing then

Four viet cong just emerged from a tunnel near my scrotal sack.
I'l take £7 for the lot (or £2:50 each )

Hey Moz what part of Dublin is your skip?

I spread my skips far and wide.
They are easily the most adaptable of prawn cocktail flavoured snacks

Has anyone ever tried to eat Reese with a spoon?

I used to be able to start my Yamaha 50 with a spoon.

Your yamaha 50 was a cheap vulgar slut