Owning a dog - Pros & Cons.

CONS



Your house stinks (everyone else knows except you).
Your house has hair everywhere.
Your clothes stink (everyone know except you) and they are covered in hair.
Their breath stinks.
They sniff your crotch.
They sniff other peoples crotches.
They drool on your clothes.
They lick their anus then lick your face.
You have to train them.
You can't take them in shops.
They bark.
They shit everywhere.
You have to walk behind them carrying a plastic bag of their freshly laid shit.
Some breeds are pre disposed to biting kids faces off.
You have to take them for a walk every bloody day.
You have to arrange for someone else to do it when you go away.
You have to pay for their food (which stinks).
Vets bills.
They die and you have to explain it to the kids.


PROS

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CONS



Your house stinks (everyone else knows except you).
Your house has hair everywhere.
Your clothes stink (everyone know except you) and they are covered in hair.
Their breath stinks.
They sniff your crotch.
They sniff other peoples crotches.
They drool on your clothes.
They lick their anus then lick your face.
You have to train them.
You can't take them in shops.
They bark.
They shit everywhere.
You have to walk behind them carrying a plastic bag of their freshly laid shit.
Some breeds are pre disposed to biting kids faces off.
You have to take them for a walk every bloody day.
You have to arrange for someone else to do it when you go away.
You have to pay for their food (which stinks).
Vets bills.
They die and you have to explain it to the kids.


PROS

....um

They don't cost as much as Women And they are loyal
Get a fooking dog you know you want to

Cons - If you invite Kimbo around for dinner the dog becomes the main course.

god i fecking hate pets .... especially fecking dogs!

Cons - If you invite Kimbo around for dinner the dog becomes the main course.

Watch some tool reply to this " I hope kimbo's agent doesn't read this "

They love you unconditionally
They can pay their own way
They protect your home
They are fantastic with kids
They make a house feel like a home

I am your dog
I am part of your pack
I tremble as you leave
I await your safe return
I clean your face
I vet your new friends
I keep your feet warm
I am loyalty embodied
I would take a BULLET for you!

German Shepards.

CONS



Your house stinks (everyone else knows except you).
Your house has hair everywhere.
Your clothes stink (everyone know except you) and they are covered in hair.
Their breath stinks.
They sniff your crotch.
They sniff other peoples crotches.
They drool on your clothes.
They lick their anus then lick your face.
You have to train them.
You can't take them in shops.
They bark.
They shit everywhere.
You have to walk behind them carrying a plastic bag of their freshly laid shit.
Some breeds are pre disposed to biting kids faces off.
You have to take them for a walk every bloody day.
You have to arrange for someone else to do it when you go away.
You have to pay for their food (which stinks).
Vets bills.
They die and you have to explain it to the kids.


PROS

....um

god i fecking hate pets .... especially fecking dogs!

No suprise there you hate most things traditionaly British.

i has a GS for 16 years and said to her indoors ''never again'' but we have gone and got a british bulldog and f*cking hell my life has been turned upside down

most stubborn f*cking thing i have ever seen, but i do love stroking her 9 nipples

god i fecking hate pets .... especially fecking dogs!

No suprise there you hate most things traditionaly British.

since when have dogs been traditionaly british? jesus when did we take over the dog world too? you honestly couldnt make this up!

I am your dog
I am part of your pack
I tremble as you leave
I await your safe return
I clean your face
I vet your new friends
I keep your feet warm
I am loyalty embodied
I would take a BULLET for you!

German Shepards.

thats not a british dog is it in fancy dress

" I hope kimbo doesn't read this "

I am your dog
I am part of your pack
I tremble as you leave
I await your safe return
I clean your face
I vet your new friends
I keep your feet warm
I am loyalty embodied
I would take a BULLET for you!

German Shepards.

thats not a british dog is it in fancy dress

my dog was born bred Welsh. And he even has the morals of those things on the Valleys

god i fecking hate pets .... especially fecking dogs!

No suprise there you hate most things traditionaly British.

since when have dogs been traditionaly british? jesus when did we take over the dog world too? you honestly couldnt make this up!

Considering 60% of homes in the UK have dogs, I would say that dogs are part of our identity.
Even the Queen has dogs.

god i fecking hate pets .... especially fecking dogs!

No suprise there you hate most things traditionaly British.

since when have dogs been traditionaly british? jesus when did we take over the dog world too? you honestly couldnt make this up!

Considering 60% of homes in the UK have dogs, I would say that dogs are part of our identity.
Even the Queen has dogs.

did you know when prince Phillip was in hospital those Corgis was happy as fook because they no longer was getting the blame for pissing on the sofa !

" I hope kimbo doesn't read this "

Sky Sports News reporting Kim Bo Kyung has handed in a transfer request.

Well done, obviously this thread was the catalyst.

Sky Sports News reporting Kim Bo Kyung has handed in a transfer request.

Well done, obviously this thread was the catalyst.

because of this thread get a Fooking life

I am your dog
I am part of your pack
I tremble as you leave
I await your safe return
I clean your face
I vet your new friends
I keep your feet warm
I am loyalty embodied
I would take a BULLET for you!

German Shepards.

I've got one, he's brilliant with the kids and an excellent guard dog, looking to buy a bitch now though, wife's idea, so she can pick up it's dog shit out the back, and in the house as it will be a pup

Sky Sports News reporting Kim Bo Kyung has handed in a transfer request.

Well done, obviously this thread was the catalyst.

because of this thread get a Fooking life

We have two cats, they are far less hassle. Admittedly they are selfish creatures and do not love you as much as dogs do but far far far more intelligent than the average dog.

god i fecking hate pets .... especially fecking dogs!

No suprise there you hate most things traditionaly British.

since when have dogs been traditionaly british? jesus when did we take over the dog world too? you honestly couldnt make this up!

Considering 60% of homes in the UK have dogs, I would say that dogs are part of our identity.
Even the Queen has dogs.

its 30% ... so 70% are like me and cant stand the fecking things! ... infact americans have an higher percentage as does most of the world ... so it doesnt make us the worlds greatest dog lovers after all!

We have two cats, they are far less hassle. Admittedly they are selfish creatures and do not love you as much as dogs do but far far far more intelligent than the average dog.

I despise cats. Sneaky fuckers.

god i fecking hate pets .... especially fecking dogs!

No suprise there you hate most things traditionaly British.

since when have dogs been traditionaly british? jesus when did we take over the dog world too? you honestly couldnt make this up!

Considering 60% of homes in the UK have dogs, I would say that dogs are part of our identity.
Even the Queen has dogs.

its 30% ... so 70% are like me and cant stand the fecking things! ... infact americans have an higher percentage as does most of the world ... so it doesnt make us the worlds greatest dog lovers after all!

8 Million dogs in the UK
Cats can fking do one.

My mutt Bartley is the dogs bollox. The most loyal friend a person could ask for (especially when i'm eating steak). He is great with the kids, barks at chavs on their skateboards and he hates cats and swans. He does stink and lick his nob but fairplay to him.

My mutt Bartley is the dogs bollox. The most loyal friend a person could ask for (especially when i'm eating steak). He is great with the kids, barks at chavs on their skateboards and he hates cats and swans. He does stink and lick his nob but fairplay to him.

This made me cry laughing