Will you be celebrating...

This Jubilee bollocks?

I sure as f**k wont. If I was 18 i'd be straight down the pub all weekend and anyone who mentioned the bitch would instantly be barred at my request

Not personally.

Much like the Olympics and Eurovision, I couldn't give a toss about the royal family.

I wouldn't knock anyone for celebrating, but it's not for me. I don't feel British at all.

f**k no