JOKE FRIDAY

A fat ugly bird walks past a pet shop and shouts " Oi you ! "
She says " What ? "
The parrot shouts " Ya fat ugly c**t "
She storms away , raging.
The next day it happens again so she goes in and complains to the owner, telling him if it happens again she will go to the police.
Next morning she swaggers by the shop,
The parrot shouts " Oi you !"
She says " What?"
The parrot says " You f*cking know what !!! "

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.

Met a girl last night who washes her fanny in detergent.......Flash c**t


Took the wife to the doctors to sort out her tourettes. Turns out she doesn't have it.....I AM a c**t and she does want me to f**k off!