Taking a bird home to meet the parents! JOKE!

A guy takes his bird home to meet his parents but he tells her 'I must warn you that they are both deaf and dumb'. They get there and walk into the living room. His mum has got a beer bottle up her fanny and the dad is sitting there with his nuts out and a match stick propping one eye open. His bird says 'What the f**k is this?' he replys'Oh its sign language, my mum is saying get the beers in u c**t and me dads saying bollocks im watching the match!"

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What do you call a black priest?

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Racist joke so don't read on if this offends you...




























What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit!

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