Exclusive!!! Malky's Shopping List.

1 cabbage- 1lb sprouts -2 lb potatoes- 2 onions- 2lb carrots-
2 pints of milk 1%- corn flakes- rice crispies- yogurt-
3 chicken breasts - 3 rib eye steaks- 2 pork chops-
2lb streaky bacon- haggis.

toilet tissue- dove soap- washing up liquid- bleach.
one a day mens vitamins. Q tips. toilet paper.

mars bar- twix- bounty- jelly babies-
strongbow- whisky- rum- red wine.

trash bags.

1 cabbage- 1lb sprouts -2 lb potatoes- 2 onions- 2lb carrots-
2 pints of milk 1%- corn flakes- rice crispies- yogurt-
3 chicken breasts - 3 rib eye steaks- 2 pork chops-
2lb streaky bacon- haggis.

toilet tissue- dove soap- washing up liquid- bleach.
one a day mens vitamins. Q tips. toilet paper.

mars bar- twix- bounty- jelly babies-
strongbow- whisky- rum- red wine.

trash bags.

You think they will try to get these on tick over a 5 payment plan or pay the one up front sum

1 cabbage- 1lb sprouts -2 lb potatoes- 2 onions- 2lb carrots-
2 pints of milk 1%- corn flakes- rice crispies- yogurt-
3 chicken breasts - 3 rib eye steaks- 2 pork chops-
2lb streaky bacon- haggis.

toilet tissue- dove soap- washing up liquid- bleach.
one a day mens vitamins. Q tips. toilet paper.

mars bar- twix- bounty- jelly babies-
strongbow- whisky- rum- red wine.

trash bags.

You think they will try to get these on tick over a 5 payment plan or pay the one up front sum

1 cabbage- 1lb sprouts -2 lb potatoes- 2 onions- 2lb carrots-
2 pints of milk 1%- corn flakes- rice crispies- yogurt-
3 chicken breasts - 3 rib eye steaks- 2 pork chops-
2lb streaky bacon- haggis.

toilet tissue- dove soap- washing up liquid- bleach.
one a day mens vitamins. Q tips. toilet paper.

mars bar- twix- bounty- jelly babies-
strongbow- whisky- rum- red wine.

trash bags.

His wife will only let him buy these if he changes from Blue to Red Milk

1 cabbage- 1lb sprouts -2 lb potatoes- 2 onions- 2lb carrots-
2 pints of milk 1%- corn flakes- rice crispies- yogurt-
3 chicken breasts - 3 rib eye steaks- 2 pork chops-
2lb streaky bacon- haggis.

toilet tissue- dove soap- washing up liquid- bleach.
one a day mens vitamins. Q tips. toilet paper.

mars bar- twix- bounty- jelly babies-
strongbow- whisky- rum- red wine.

trash bags.

His wife will only let him buy these if he changes from Blue to Red Milk

1 cabbage- 1lb sprouts -2 lb potatoes- 2 onions- 2lb carrots-
2 pints of milk 1%- corn flakes- rice crispies- yogurt-
3 chicken breasts - 3 rib eye steaks- 2 pork chops-
2lb streaky bacon- haggis.

toilet tissue- dove soap- washing up liquid- bleach.
one a day mens vitamins. Q tips. toilet paper.

mars bar- twix- bounty- jelly babies-
strongbow- whisky- rum- red wine.

trash bags.

Iain Moody has been running through this list over the last 6 months to check suitability !!

Did he pick all these things out in Asda across the road? With all the players then? Pretty sure all the team bar Darcey Blake must have went to the toilet when he was picking out mars, twix and strongbows!!!!

I hope 2 Onions has a bit of pace, we are seriously lacking...

Cabbage is a hard worker but that's it

I hope 2 Onions has a bit of pace, we are seriously lacking...

Cabbage is a hard worker but that's it

You forgot the six pack of Iron Bru