WENT OUT WITH A GYPSY GIRL LAST NIGHT

Met her in Grab A Granny night in Treharris, she told me if I gave her a lift home after the dance, she'd give me a good time, and f**k me she wasn't kidding, dodgems, waltzer helter skelter and I won a goldfish, hoping to meet her next week as well.

Check your wallet, those folk from Fairwater are dangerous