Two women on their way back home from a night out
stop in a graveyard for a piss,one wipes her fanny with her knickers
the other uses a wreath of flowers.
the two husbands were in the pub the next day,one says
"I'd better watch my mrs,she came home last night with no knickers on,"
The other man said "thats f**k all,mine came home with a card wedged in
her arse saying 'We'll Never forget You' from all the lads from the Fire Station!!!