Michael Owen released

How about getting the old Heskey/Owen combo for free? (Barring the wages of course!)

Maybe I'm joking, maybe I'm not. I'm not sure...

Owen has an injury record that makes Bellamy's look good.

Yeah that will do wonders for our already crippling £1.3 million loss per month

Owen would rather spend time watching his horses than training. I'm pretty sure he'd have a Bet365 live stream to his phone during training to keep up with the latest race news.