While we wait: Best Chants you've ever heard

C'mon lads, what's the best/funniest/wittiest you've heard from ANY club

When Man United played Leeds, they were chanting the Usual "UNITED UNITED UNITED"
Leeds fans were saying "LEEDS" in between. Sounded great on TV

My favourite has to be ours though:
"Darren, watch your Purse, Darren Darren watch your Purse"

1--2-3-4-5 if you want to stay alive. Keep off the Grange End.

Were not singing any more, Were not singing any more

You must have come in a Taxi- Come in a Taxi -You must have come in a taaaaaaxi

"Toshack's wife is a f***ing lesbian"

The whole away end at Upton Park when we were 5-0 down.

"Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Barnsley, que sera sera"

Non City ones - I went to warch Derby V Leeds with some Leeds mates -
To Clough - Your just a c**t like your father.
(nasty but horribly funny)

To Derby - You mean f**k all to us
(theres no comeback to that!)


Us singing 'Binbag on your pitch' at Liberty last year was funny

"Let's pretend we scored a goal" - I went on a trip with my football team a few years ago to Villa Park against Liverpool and Villa sang it.


Even though I wasn't about at the time I like the Nathan Blake one about robbing fruit machines

The whole away end at Upton Park when we were 5-0 down.

"Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Barnsley, que sera sera"

Fairplay, it was brilliant. A few more from West Ham away:

"It's Barnsley away, it's Barnsley Awaaaay, f**k Man Utd, it's Barnsley Away"

"You only fight in the movies, fight in the movies, you only fight in the movies"

"You're only Hard on the Telly, hard on the Telly, you're only hard on the telly"

The whole away end at Upton Park when we were 5-0 down.

"Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Barnsley, que sera sera"

Fairplay, it was brilliant. A few more from West Ham away:

"It's Barnsley away, it's Barnsley Awaaaay, f**k Man Utd, it's Barnsley Away"

"You only fight in the movies, fight in the movies, you only fight in the movies"

"You're only Hard on the Telly, hard on the Telly, you're only hard on the telly"

"Barnsley! Here we come! Barnsley, Barnsley, Here we come!"

"ICF! I chuck fruit!"

"4 times! We've been to Wembley 4 times! We've been to Wembley 4 times! We've been to Wembley 4 times!"

Funniest away trip ever!

Brilliant thread

I've got two, and both were ours:

Just before we annihilated Oldham 7-1, to their keeper Andy Goram who must've just been diagnosed with schizophrenia or similar:

'There's only two Andy Gorams.....two Andy Gorams.....'




Away at Luton on Valentine's Day in the JK was robbed night game:

"We're only here cos we're single, here cos we're siiiingle'


*bow*

We're not f**king scared / we're not f**king scaaaaaared / dougie freedman we're not f**king scared

Defo my favourite song this season

Brilliant thread

I've got two, and both were ours:

Just before we annihilated Oldham 7-1, to their keeper Andy Goram who must've just been diagnosed with schizophrenia or similar:

'There's only two Andy Gorams.....two Andy Gorams.....'




Away at Luton on Valentine's Day in the JK was robbed night game:

"We're only here cos we're single, here cos we're siiiingle'


*bow*

Anyone remember Shrewsbury away years ago when we beat them something like 4-0 and we were behind the goal with their keeper right in front of us who had grey in his hair. The keeper turned to us and gave us a stinking look just before the second half kicked off so we abused him the rest of the game, chanting "He's got a badger! On his head! He's got a badger! On his head!"

when we sung you let your country down to rob green

"Nani are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Nani?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a Smooth Carragher!"

Scousers against Utd

'Grange End Star' by a country mile for me, even if we haven't heard it for many a year now.....

Just found this website and it should jog a few memories, and bring back a few smiles for that matter....

http://www.footballchants.org/viewChant ... f&let=I&p=

For me , it's got to be brick top in the ninian singing , MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDY THURSDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY, or his other one LETS AV IT LETS AV IT , picked up through the season too !!! More and more involved

To the Brighton fans "does your boyfriend know your here" and "your a shit Barry island a shit Barry island"

One that made me laugh in prem was man city fans to arsenal fans , " Van person is ours van Perdsie is ours , your just our feeder club , van person is ours !!

"Toshack's wife is a f***ing lesbian"

My all time favourite chant I was eight at the time and it still brings a twinkle to my eye

Van Persie lol fricking iphones

Haha a funny one I remember witnessing was when Vuckic scored for us at home

"Do your ayatollah Vuckic! Do your ayatollah Vuckic! Do your ayatollah Vuckic!"
-He gives a thumbs up to the canton-
"What the f*cking, what the f*cking, what the f*cking hell was that" "Someone tell him, someone tell him, someone tell him what to dooooo"
-Another player tells him what to do-
"Do your ayatollah Vuckic! Do your ayatollah Vuckic! Do your ayatollah Vuckic!"
-Does the ayatollah-
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy!!

Haha was funny fairplay, had to have been there I guess

"We can see you holding hands" , sung it against Brighton.

"You're just a bus stop in Bradford" to Leeds and "You're just a small town in Millwall" to West Ham

I did chuckle when Newcastle fans sang "Where were you when you were shit" to Man City fans last week.

When the petrol strike was on and we were playing home to hartlepool I think it was, they only brought 4 fans and we were chanting "What a waste of petrol! What a waste of petrol!"

Also, during the floods we chanted "you're going home in a feckin rowing boat!" Can't remember who it was we were playing back then, but it was funny and they were laughing with us!

When the petrol strike was on and we were playing home to hartlepool I think it was, they only brought 4 fans and we were chanting "What a waste of petrol! What a waste of petrol!"

I remember that it was so funny

"Cannon & Ball are Shagging Your Wife"

Man City fans to Harry Kewell when his missus was in I'm a Celebrity with them

At Charlton a couple of seasons ago...

A tannoy announcement went out for the cleaner and City fans started singing " She's cleaning somewhere else...."

I started a let him die live on sky once against bristol rovers i think it was. Bob bank found it funny

Shit tv advert, your just a shit tv advert

To plymouth fans a few seasons ago