Paul Merson and his classic quotes.

Yesterday he had some brilliant lines, had me in bits! If the guy wasn't a footballer he would have been a drunken bin man, but a funny bin man.

After City's winner - "Oh my God they've done it! They are jumping all over each other, theres love bites and everything!"

QPR's defending - "bodies are falling everywhere, its like platoon!"


hahaha what a legend!

feel free to add anymore.

Just read his book How Not to Be a Professional Footballer - quality entertainement, but boy he blew some cash...

He's hit the beans on toast Jeff!

Type in Paul Merson - Rangel Angel into Youtube, he gets Angel Rangel's name the wrong way around!

I was pissing myself yesterday watching him, What a last day of the season I had goose bumps for the City fans.

At the bottom of this link to re live the moment

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... e-Box.html