Massive update

Cardiff city to be re branded the "pink birds" all the seats etc in the cca
Will be changed , including a nail salon in place of the bars and a
Dog grooming parlour under the canton, all langstone debt will be turned into shares
And alex ferfuson will take over as player manager, we arw going to leave the english football league and re start in the nfl, lionel messi and ruel fox will be our first summer signings and our new badge will feature a poodle, the new director odf
Football will also be sam allardyce and katie price will be the majority shareholder, quick spread the news on Facebook like
About 30 of my retarded mates, that is all

Excuse my drunken iphone grammar, you get the point.... And its all true

witty

the dog poodle grooming parlour does it for me lucky we are not owned by Koreans

Its all true like, i just seen it For myself on the interwebnet like !!!!

Best update so far

the dog poodle grooming parlour does it for me lucky we are not owned by Koreans

Hot Dogs!

Best update so far

He forgot to add that Malky and the coaching team are getting the sack and are being replaced by Santa Claus, who'll be assisted by the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, while Superman will take over the fitness and conditioning side of things.

I forgot to mention, bullmastiff burgers are also the new thing, beer and
Burger is £3.00, to compete with the pie and
Pint deal, serious bruv !!