The Queen - tough job.

I know all she seems to do is open bridges have garden parties and eat swan every day, but what about the things he misses out on, the things that we take for granted.

Has she ever -

had a crisp sandwich
watched a porn film
got so pissed the hangover lasts 3 days
had a shag in a nightclub bog
shoved a potato up her mates cars exhaust pipe
watched city play
had an all dayer followed by a doner kebab
bunked off school to hang around her mates house watching the snooker
farted on her mates face


I feel sorry for her.

Probably not, but i bet one of her grandsons has!