Online Shopping when drunk

I'm a first class cnut for it ...have you bought stuff online pissed up and forgotten you done it/regretted it...

My mate bought a £500 treadmill on ebay ...

I bidded £230 the other night on a sounddock ..I'm going to buy whoever outbidded me a few pints if I ever meet him

I'm a first class cnut for it ...have you bought stuff online pissed up and forgotten you done it/regretted it...

My mate bought a £500 treadmill on ebay ...

I bidded £230 the other night on a sounddock ..I'm going to buy whoever outbidded me a few pints if I ever meet him

Missus brought me coffee in bed one Sunday morning and said "If you think your going anywhere near me with that vaginal speculum!"

Ordered a £800 pound computer part. Woke up at 7am blot upright and bloody cancelled that order haha

Yeah. I usually end up buying shit loads of DVD's.

Had to send a 5 berth tent back 2 weeks ago

Had to send a 5 berth tent back 2 weeks ago

Had to send a Butplug back the other week

Had to send a Butplug back the other week

Too small ??

Had to send a Butplug back the other week

Too small ??

.....probably

Had to send a Butplug back the other week

Too small ??

Tried to send back a faulty boomerang back the other week.

It was a non returnable.

Once woke up to £100 more in my betting account than I remembered.

Checked and I had put a £400 bet on a baseball match in the early hours. No recollection whatsoever.

Also lost £3000 one night pissed and coked up on online roullette.

Needless to say I dont have any online accounts anymore.

I once ordered a with sympathy card from moonpig( for the recent loss of your wife) and posted it to myself knowing my wife would be in to open it.


She was not amused........

But fortunately we have a very relaxed relationship when it cones to practical jokes.