Coming over the bridge onto welsh soil

I can smell the worry

I can smell the worry

I can smell the curry, ya fuckin wanker, f**k off back!!!

I can smell the worry

You should change your pants then steve.....

Chill a bit, in through the nose, out through the mouth!!!

Think you will find its the smell of rotting fruit you are going to chuck

Ha ha ha love it !

west-ham-bush,ahead. enjoy your trip,i now we will. CCFC

Thats not worry you can smell......its the River Usk through Newport. Breathe in that mud !!!!
For the first time in 5 years we have no pressure on us whatsoever. We have a squad worth a tiny fraction of Brums, WHams and Blackpools and MM is only in his first season which to fair has been spectacular.
The other 3 sides were all in the Prem last year, we have a brand new 'inferior' squad, and our expectation levels have dropped remarkably. Nothing will hurt as bad as losing to Blackpool 2 years ago so we really arent worried.
You lot should have won the league outright, never mind arsing around in the play-offs. Your messageboards are full of over confident hammers, all writing us off. I hate to say been there, done it, but sometimes that approach comes back to bite you on the backside.
If you win then hopefully it will be because you were the better team and not some jammy decision. If so, then so what? We'll come back stronger next season.

Whose that coming over the bridge
It's Michael Chopraaa
No its a wanker

It's only daya, the lefty mongoose

I can smell the worry

Shouldn't you be in quarantine for 6 months

Daya sauntered past a corner shop and spots a video for sale entitled "West Ham - The Golden Years" Enthused, he asks the shopkeeper "How much for the video mate ?"
"£200 mate" replies the shopkeeper.
"£200 for a video?" says DAYA , "Yer having a laugh!"
"Oh no" the shopkeeper replies "The video's only a fiver, but the Betamax player will cost you £195"





Q: Whats the worst thing about Upton park?

A. The seat's face the pitch.



Q: Why do Hammers fans plant potatoes round the edge of Upton park

A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season




A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet




I bought a "Premier League Tool Set".

It turned out it had no hammers.

I can smell the worry

I can smell the curry, ya fuckin wanker, f**k off back!!!

Get your £6 ready then you clown

I can smell the worry

Not sure I'd admit to it... and on a cardiff message board at that!

Get your £6 ready then you clown

Shitting yourself are you?

Get your £6 ready then you clown

Its free for blue badge holder but Daya's a West Spam older

and goin back with your tail between your legs

Paid the money yet daya??????

I can smell the worry

i smell pussy

you live in cowbridge you numpty....i hope its not your house you can smell burning down

you live in cowbridge you numpty....i hope its not your house you can smell burning down

It's not all made of pine, is it?