Club Statement - Trialists at The Vale

From Club Website -

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This weekend has seen a positive experiment with players from our feeder club having trials @ Vale of Glamorgan.

While we were impressed with the quality of football, we will only be offering a contract to the scouse lad with a head like a welcome mat, who possibly could provide cover for Joe Mason.

We would like to thank all those who put in such a credible effort, especially the elderly gentleman with a bright red face, who was a poor imitation of Malkay Mackay.

We would also like to thank all of our fans who went to watch them and appreciate their effort of dressing in red, but would encourage them all to now dispose of our feeder clubs shirts.

In a bin.

Thank you.

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