Irish Taxi drivers
Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:55 pm
This is a true story.............................
A Garda pulls a Taxi driver over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Garda: May I see your driver's license?
Taxi man: I don't have one. I lost it for drunk driving.
Garda: May I see your insurance for this vehicle?
Taxi man: It's not my car. I stole it.
Garda: The car is stolen?
Taxi man: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the insurance cert in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Garda: There's a gun in the glove box?
Taxi man: Yep. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in [color=#000080]the boot.
Garda: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?[/color]
Taxi man: Yey, there sure is.
Hearing this, the Garda immediately retreated from the car and called for back up. The car was quickly surrounded by squad cars and a bunch of unmarked mondeos and astras.
A big burley Sergeant approached the taxi driver to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant: Excuse me Sir, can I see your license?
Taxi man: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Sergeant: Who's car is this?
Taxi man: It's mine, Sergent. Here's the log book and insurance cert.
Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Taxi man: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Sergeant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Taxi man: A body??...No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Sergeant: I don't understand it. The Garda who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Taxi man: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b*stard told you I was speeding, as well
A Garda pulls a Taxi driver over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Garda: May I see your driver's license?
Taxi man: I don't have one. I lost it for drunk driving.
Garda: May I see your insurance for this vehicle?
Taxi man: It's not my car. I stole it.
Garda: The car is stolen?
Taxi man: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the insurance cert in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Garda: There's a gun in the glove box?
Taxi man: Yep. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in [color=#000080]the boot.
Garda: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?[/color]
Taxi man: Yey, there sure is.
Hearing this, the Garda immediately retreated from the car and called for back up. The car was quickly surrounded by squad cars and a bunch of unmarked mondeos and astras.
A big burley Sergeant approached the taxi driver to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant: Excuse me Sir, can I see your license?
Taxi man: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Sergeant: Who's car is this?
Taxi man: It's mine, Sergent. Here's the log book and insurance cert.
Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Taxi man: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Sergeant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Taxi man: A body??...No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Sergeant: I don't understand it. The Garda who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Taxi man: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b*stard told you I was speeding, as well