6 kinds of sex.
Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:21 pm
The first kind is Smurf Sex. This occurs during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, in the kitchen on the table, etc.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is called oral sex by some.
The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This happens when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
The sixth kind of sex is Social Security Sex -- that's when you get a little once a month but it's not enough to live on!
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The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, in the kitchen on the table, etc.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is called oral sex by some.
The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This happens when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
The sixth kind of sex is Social Security Sex -- that's when you get a little once a month but it's not enough to live on!
CCFC