fanny farts

if fanny farts had legs, would they be able to run a marathon?

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Well I can't speak for all the others, but I was expecting to see a link to an actual fanny fart. What did we get, some bloody riddle. I don't think I've ever been so disappointed at anything in my entire life.

fanny farts do have legs,

female ones, they run marathons,

and in course get pretty sweaty

its not a riddle ,its a genuine question
like
if fanny farts were people would they be ginger?