Most disgusting thing you've done

My mate used to openly admit to spreading chum on his nadgers and getting his dog to lick it off

Sneaked in to my girlfirends mums(Shes 40 odd) bedroom while they was away ,i couldnt resist i just had a snoop in her knicker draw before knocking 50 off the wrist of some photo's i found of her in there and they was red hot

Sneaked in to my girlfirends mums(Shes 40 odd) bedroom while they was away ,i couldnt resist i just had a snoop in her knicker draw before knocking 50 off the wrist of some photo's i found of her in there and they was red hot

That's not too bad..

I was doing a job for a guy up in pengraig.. Nice house but he was a right tw*t. He had to watch and question everything I did even through I had been doing the job for 5years or so, anyway he had to go out so I had a shit in his garden.. Right in the centre of his lettuce patch....very funny at the time.

One of the last kitchens I worked in, we had a table of annoying piss heads come in, and was a tw*t to one of the waitresses, she told the kitchen that one of them was a noob, and what he was ordering, a fajita, so instead of using oil to make it sizzle and smoke I pissed on it