the undertaker. joke
Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:16 pm
An undertaker comes home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?"asks his wife.
"I had a terrible day," replies the undertaker.
"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big, naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I did what I always do; I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see," says his wife.
"But how did you get the black eye?"
The undertaker replies, "Wrong room."
"What happened to you?"asks his wife.
"I had a terrible day," replies the undertaker.
"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big, naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I did what I always do; I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see," says his wife.
"But how did you get the black eye?"
The undertaker replies, "Wrong room."
Re: the undertaker. joke
Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:52 pm
taffy123 wrote:An undertaker comes home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?"asks his wife.
"I had a terrible day," replies the undertaker.
"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big, naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I did what I always do; I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see," says his wife.
"But how did you get the black eye?"
The undertaker replies, "Wrong room."
old joke.
Re: the undertaker. joke
Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:39 pm
-- man posted it ? your point is? CCFC