Said to the Wife this morning "I'm off to cycle to work love"
I get my bike out of the shed and realise its pissing down!
I think f**k it, get back into bed for extra twenty mins and decide to slip the mrs one from behind. She moans and starts waking up. So I whisper "Its pissing down out there!"
She replies "I know, and that stupid Bastards cycling to work!"