Ray, who is gay, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says
' Ray I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.'
Ray is devastated.
'Doc what can I do?'
'Eat 12 curried sausages, 1 head of cabbage,
20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts,
and 40 peanuts,
1/2 box of All Bran and top it off with a liter of prune juice'.
Ray asks bewildered 'Will that cure me Doc?'
Doc says 'No but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your @ss is for.'