My Mrs jumped into the shower with me...

... this morning and said “do something naughty honey ”. So I squirted shampoo in her eyes.

... this morning and said “do something naughty honey ”. So I squirted shampoo in her eyes.

I was walking down the road when I saw a woman holding a placard that read; "Women are not just sexual objects - Honk if you agree!" So I squeezed one of her tits and said, "Honk."