A BLOKE!!!

phones up his local council office and says "I have just raped a fat ginger bird!" The council woman say's "You should phone the police to confess!" The man Replies, "I don't want to confess,i want you to fix the fookin lights in the park!"

keep a few for saturday mate

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[quote="saddam"]:lol:
keep a few for saturday mate [/quote

I will, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!