PADDY AND MURPHY!!!

driving down the road when paddy say's to murphy " stick your head out of the window & tell me if my indicater is working????" murphy sticks his head out & shout's " yes,no,yes,no,yes,no...."

....Megsons Barmy Army

Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy finds a mirror.. he picks it up, looks into it and says to Murphy.. i recognise him!! Murphy says, let me have a look.. Murphy looks in the mirror and says it me you daft tw*t!!

Paddy and murphy are throwing stones onto the floor,

murphy misses!!!

Paddy and murphy on a building site, paddys ear falls off murphy picks up a ear and says is this yours pads no mine had a pencil behind it replys paddy